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22 April 2007 @ 08:36 pm

I just found this and I thought it was funny enough for me to post it in a liverjournal entry.

.Animal Diaries.

A Dog's Diary
7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favourite!
8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite!
9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favourite!
Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favourite!
2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favourite!
3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favourite!
4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favourite!
6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favourite!
7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favourite!
8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite!
9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favourite!
11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favourite!

A Cat's Diary
Day 183 of my captivity.
My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. Maybe I should try this at the top of the stairs.
In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair. I must try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little kitty cat I was. This is not working according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing something called "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.
The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He speaks with them regularly, and I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait.
It's only a matter of time.

Current Location: homses
Current Mood: amusedamused
09 March 2007 @ 08:25 pm
Yes I did get a new style override cos I felt like it. But of course since I dont pay the stupid adds stuff it up...so dont scroll!

The style is pretty I think...but a bit too green...and I dont like butterflies either (they're almost as evil as moths)...xD so yeah I'll change it...eventually... but in the mean time this is better than what I had before...not that it means that I'll be using LJ more often or anything...
Current Mood: apatheticapathetic
03 March 2007 @ 09:39 pm
I shall post in LJ cos I is bored and sad that I coudnt go to the lantern festival =( and was considering starting a dream diary...not here obviously but just in general...I wont but I was thinking about it...cos I've been having pretty strange dreams...

Like, the other day I dreamt that Jennifer lived in Australia and that she used to fly over every morning to come to school....and I only found out cos one day I found her plane ticket xD...it was quite weird actually....

Anywho, I think I have to go now xD

Btw, if you're bored play this: www.flashflashrevolution.com . And if you sign up, your referer was "Ceruleah"

Current Mood: boredbored
25 January 2007 @ 11:06 am
Ok, well, as you can see from the date of my last entry, I don't use LJ much (and if it was up to me personally I wouldnt use it at all-- Jennifer- losticecream made meee! *meanie*)

And well right now I would be playing Megaman BN4 but all that virus busting was getting kinda annoying so I decided to take a break.

So, -becase she made- I decided to do this instead.

Anywho, I've always been wanting to write up a list of pathetic comebacks, so I might as well do it here. Seeing as how I dont have anything to write about anyway.

So, ok, firstly, I noticed that anime (one's like Beyblade - where some kid's trying to save the world using some toy xD) use some really good pathetic comebacks.

And we - my brother and I- were randomly talking about this some days ago and he said "It's not really a stupid comeback unless you say something at the end so people know that it was...like 'Oh Haha! or Ooooooh Burrrn!'

Also, a stupid comeback could be something used in Primary schools by little kids, just swapped around like so. v

And of course some comebacks are only used after certain insults. Like: "You're stupid" "I know I am, but what are you?"

And don't forget to add. "Ooooh Burn!"

Yup and I think that's pretty much all there is to stupid comebacks.

Remember, stupid comebacks are just plain stupid so it doesnt really matter what you say as long as you feel you're superior to the other person. (even if no one else thinks so.)

Oh, and we can't forget, 'stupid dismissive statements/ shutdowns.'
Again, as long as you feel you're better than the other person, it doesnt matter what you say.
"I have nothing more to say to you." works well in most occasions.

And -this one's from my brother- if some first-streamer/geek come up to you and rambles on about something technical, and you have absolutely no idea what they're on about, try: "I'm sorry, but I'm not really into Pokémon."
Current Mood: indescribableindescribable
28 November 2006 @ 11:39 am
Ok, Sarah trusttheonions made me do it!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Friday I pushed losticecream in the mud (-17 points). In November I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In October I helped trusttheonions see the light (8 points). In August I gave losticecream a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-35 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:
Current Location: Somewhere or the other
Current Mood: amusedamused
16 November 2006 @ 07:36 pm
Ok, well I saw a snippet of this in someone's siggy on Gaia and decided to see if I could find the whole thing again. So I Googled it and came up with millions of different versions so I decided to put one together from the best bits of the ones I can find as well as bits from the version I knew from years ago. Some of it I had to rewrite myself to try and fit the rhyming scheme properly (some bits I couldn't rewrite xD). Of course the rhyming scheme will change in places because its snippets put together but the general storyline (if you can call it that) is the same.

"The famous speaker who no one had heard of said:

Gentlemen and Ladies, and Bald Headed babies,
Ladles and Jellyspoons, hobos and tramps,
Cross-eyes mosquitoes and bow legged-ants,
I stand before you, to sit behind you,
To tell you about something, of which I know nothing.
There's a meeting next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
It's a Mother's Day Meeting, for father's only.
It will be held tomorrow morning, right after lunch,
To decide what colour to whitewash the church.
Wear your best clothes, if you havent any.
Come if you can't; if you can, stay at home.
Admission starts at six, the doors close at four,
There'll be plenty of food, so bring some more.
Entry is free, just pay at the door,
Chairs are provided, so sit on the floor,
It makes not difference where you sit,
The man in the gallery's sure to spit.
The show is over, but before you go,
Let me tell you a story, I don't really know.
"One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
Two dumb men went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and killed the two dead boys."
If you don't believe my lie is true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
Through a knothole in a brick wall of hay.
And the man with no legs walked away.
Current Location: Over here
Current Mood: weirdweird
30 October 2006 @ 06:13 am
Well...Jennifer and Sarah keep telling me to make an entry and I keep saying no, but now, since the Gaian Admins are taking their time to start the Halloween event and stupid Myspace won't let me log in, I decided to finally do it.

Anywhy - that's my new word btw - today, I realised that my friend (who shall remain un-named incase she doesnt approve of my posting this) and I are not very good traffic light crossing users. But, nevertheless, we have some good tips for using these :P

Firstly, always push the button, no matter what. If you've forgotten, go back and do so...

"The only road which has to be crossed on the way from school to St Lukes is really two roads put together...meaning that you have to go through two crossings to get to the other side of it. This is incredibly silly but since no one else mentions it neither shall I. Actually, now that I think about it...isnt it three roads? With the first one being a small little one that doesnt have a signal? Yeah maybe...I can't remember, but that isnt relevant. Anywhy, this silly two signaled road is even sillier because both the lights are green at the same time...meaning that if you were to walk at normal pace, it would take two whole signals before you get across this road. Of course, most people just dash across both signals as soon as one is green.And there's the people that dont really watch the lights, just see that there arent any cars coming and then walk across.
Oh and there's us. We walk across the first part, then (by this time the signal had turned red) realise that there arent any cars there so we decide to go...or not...go?...maybe not...ok go. We walk to the middle of the road and now a speeding car is coming but still at a good distance. Suddenly, I notice that my friend isnt there anymore. I look back at there she is running back to ---?? push the button? Yup. xD Then coming running back across the road to the other side, just before the car."

Secondly, if bored while waiting for the lights to change, count the wheels of trucks.

*"She" pushes button*
Me: Aww, now we gotta wait here again.
Her: Yeah or we could just go across
Me: Um...no...there's a big 16 wheeler there. I don't think its safe to go in front of it.
Her: Haha? What?
Me: The truck. It has 16 wheels...no wait...no its doesn't.
Her: No it has... *counts to herself* 10 wheels.
Me: No! 18!
Her: Oh does it have two wheels next to each other?
Me: Yeah!
Her: Oh ok then. Then it has 20.
Me: Oh yeah. No wait no! *counts again* Oh no wait...yeah...
Her: See? I was right!
Me: Yeah...no wait...*counts again*...No!
Her: Oh? Does it only have one each in the front?
Me: Yeah it does.
Her: Oh ok then...18.
Me: Yeah...well I thought it would be 18....cos you get 16 wheelers and 18 wheelers but I've never heard of 10 or 20 wheelers.
Her: Haha! Yeah true.
*Both look up at lights again...which is now blinking red xD*
Me: *laughing* Argh! We missed the lights.
Her: *also laughing* Yeah
Me: Ok...lets just walk down the road where's there's less traffic and cross there...we don't go well with traffic lights.

And that's how we figured that traffic light crossings were not our thing. xD

Also, traffic light button things work the same way as elevator call buttons. The harder and more often you press, the faster it turns green. Try it!

Oh and another useful tip is wait till the light turns red and the car in front starts and then dart out. Particularly useful if you're wanting a free trip to the hospital. xD

Yeah and that's pretty much it from me for a long, long, long time. Oh and one more thing...I read this somewhere "Words of advice - if you kill someone, don't post it in you Live Journal." So I won't.

Current Location: Next to the chicken ;P
Current Mood: lazylazy
03 October 2006 @ 09:15 pm
Darn, the emoticons dint work! Wonder what I did wrong...

Oh well...might as well post this as a new entry since I can't post comments cos I havent verified my email addy :P
03 October 2006 @ 08:50 pm
Ok, I dont like using journals so obviously using this is a once in a...long while kinda thing. Now that that's settled...

Today is the 3rd...20 more days till my birthday!!!!...not that care that much of course...which is why I only used 4 exclamation marks...you see, 5 is the number used for real exitement...

Anyway, I only used this journal because Jennifer (losticecream) used hers and since I was here anyway (and it only took me two tries to figure out my username and password).

So now that I'm here I dont know what to write...so I'm going to try out the emoticons...

:( :) ;) :P :'( :D ...um...what else? ...xD

Well, since I have nothing else to say I'm not gonna so yeah...might write again...might not...